The baddest badass around

I'm a marginally dysfunctional slacker who loves movies, television, and a good read every now and then.  BTS and production stuff really interests me as well.  I live a Joss Whedon appreciation lifestyle.  Welcome to whatever the hell this is.

(Source: itberice)

“World domination, that’s so 1945.”

—   Raina spitting the truth. (via tara-the-terrible)

Everyone’s talking about the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover.  Whether they loved it or hated it.  I didn’t watch it.  

But I’m like, “Is American Dad back yet?”

marvelobsessions:

Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

(via captainamericass)

(Source: twirpy, via recklesspancakes)

slomps:

They said ‘money can’t buy you happiness’ but I met a poor man who wanted to be rich, but have never met a rich man who wanted to be poor

(via recklesspancakes)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via lokiandmee)

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

Isn’t that kind of like cat calling?

(via bellusmortis)

daywalker75:

all the time

daywalker75:

all the time

(Source: glorioles, via bellusmortis)

Keira Knightley in Glamour UK (Nov 2014)

(Source: keiranatalie, via fuckyeahkeira)

“But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?”

—   Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive  (via punksokka)

(Source: psych-facts, via the-power-of-potter)

rhyse:

Yvette Nicole Brown is leaving Community to care for her ailing father. 

Who are they?
Courtney Woods’ mum and dad.
Can someone else do them first?
Not a problem, mate. I can cope with anything tonight.

(Source: boniferhasty, via doctorwho)

"Such a waste of talent. He chose money over power. In this town, a mistake nearly everyone makes. Money is the Mc-mansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after 10 years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who doesn’t see the difference."

tv meme; 1/5 shows: house of cards

(via hermiola)